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don't boil the ocean

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>  AD DROP  ·  AUG 2026

don't boil the ocean

don't boil the ocean.

trying to do everything at once rarely works.

but it never feels like overreach while you're in it. it feels like ambition. like you're finally taking it seriously.

idk. maybe that's why the phrase keeps coming back.

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Released
AUG 2026
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9:16 story
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